Adult Film Reviews

Babysitter Porn - lots of volumes, too much fun

Well, much as we love to sit through as many dirty movies as possible, going through all of the Baysitter movies was a little too much even for us.  This review is based on Babysitter volume 17 but we understand you get pretty much the same thing with all the volumes.  The story usually revolves around a scenario of a luscious but legal babysitter being given some extra work by the man of the house.  Though occasionally this deviates to being seduced by the lady of the house as well or if the babysitter is really lucky, both the heads of household.

The movies have a very American feel about them, no criticism, just an observation for anyone looking for British/European action.  As you'd expect from our friends across the Atlantic, the action is professionally presented and directed.  Storylines are clear and concise but the action is never too far away and you end up with some great bi/striaght sex scenes.  The babysitters are young and fresh and their older employers mostly photogenic, with some great MILFs thrown in as well.

With a series so successful, you know what you are getting with the Babysitter - high quality, good action with some beautiful girls and boys.  Enjoy....

Rating - 4 out of 5

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Sexy riding school action with the Young Harlots

If jodphurs, knee high boots and a general riding school environment rock your casbah, then we reckon you should spend some time with the Young Harlots at the Riding School.  This slick production features all kinds of boy/girl action with a selection of photogenic young studs and honeys.  The girls really do look fantastic in their riding school gear, which with its ties and shirts has an element of schoolgirl fantasy about it.

Like we say, a slick piece of uniform porn, 3.5 out of 5

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Slags and Stags - Adult Film review

Weddings set themselves up nicely for a good porn move don't they?  You've got the frisky bridesemaids, the deviant, best man, the honeymoon couple, not to mention the stag and hen do.  In fact, we think a wedding is just an excuse for everyone to get laid!

Weddings are often a theme for good porn films and we like the way Slags n Stags from Relish gives you a good old honest English wedding with plenty of horny action and naughtiness thrown in.  Set just before a wedding event, the film focusses on the dirty antics of the groom, best man and bride.  While the groom and the best man have their wicked way with some willing strippers, the bride gets naughty with her bridesmaids before waking up with two buff fellas who give her a send off to the churhc she won't forget.

The acting in the film is appaling but then again, we're not here for the Oscars are we?  The action does not take long to make an appearance and it is all well lit and directed, albeit with a slight amateur tinge to the whole thing.

Overall, a decent movie for those who like their porn themed, the biggest criticism would probably be they could have made more use of uniforms like a bridal dress, but that's a minor quirk in this enjoyable romp.

2.5 out of 5

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Footballers sex video

So, do you want to know what Kieron Dyer, Frank Lampard and Rio Ferdinand used to get up to on their holidays?  Well, they'd make dirty videos like this.  Watch the England, Chelsea, West Ham and Man United stars being filmed in this very naughty sex tape.    Also included are Leroy Lita getting down and dirty and Stefan Postma in a video starring him, a lady and a strap on.

As you'd expect, the footage is grainy but you can make the lads out easily enough, this is one celebrity sex video you just have to watch.

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Anna Span's Uniform Behaviour

We loved Anna Span's Hug a Hoodie and now we bring you a look at another of the hot director's adult movies, Uniform Behaviour.  Coining in on the nation's mood for watching our uniformed personnel indule in sexual practices, Anna Span taps into a range of uniformed fantasies.

We think the the first episode, the gynecologist, might be one more for the ladies, who may have fantasised over their doctor giving them a little more than a check up.  The other uniform based frolics are fairly standard, going through the firemen, policemen, nurses and a soldier.

As with all Span's work, the direction and editing are clean and of a high quality.  The scenes do take quite some time to heat up, so if you are looking for straight in there action, be prepared to fast forward quite a bit before you get there, these scenarios are propelry built up.  But once they get there, the action is erotic, thriling and well worth perservering for.

3 out of 5

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